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WHY THIS EXISTS
You've booked the flight. You have twenty tabs open and a list of places you want to see, and no idea which of them are near each other, or what you're actually doing on Tuesday afternoon.
Nobody tells you the Louvre and Montmartre are on opposite sides of the city. Nobody tells you the museum you planned for Monday is closed on Mondays. Nobody tells you the ticket you're about to buy has a cheaper version that's better.
HOW THESE GUIDES ARE BUILT
Three days, hour by hour. Every stop close enough to walk to the next one, and the distance and walking time printed between every single stop, so you always know what's coming.
A Google Maps link on every location. You never type a French street name into your phone while standing on a corner.
And a verdict on every stop, including the ones that say don't bother.
Skip the Eiffel Tower summit, the second floor is the better view and €22 cheaper. Don't add Versailles to a three-day trip. The Champs-Élysées is a street of chain stores.
Most guides won't tell you that, because most guides are trying to make everything sound worth seeing.
AND AFTER
The prints come from the same work. The Day 1 route you actually walked, drawn properly. The phrase that gets you free water in any French restaurant. The step count on the tower you climbed.
Souvenirs that mean something because you earned them.
WHO MAKES THESE
One person.
I research every route, check every price against the official source, and walk the itinerary on paper until the day actually works. Then I cut whatever doesn't earn its place.
If something in a guide is wrong, you email me and I fix it , and everyone who bought that guide gets the corrected file. Not next edition. That week.
That is the whole advantage of buying from one person instead of a publisher.
HONESTY
Some booking links earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. That has never decided what goes in a guide. The Eiffel Tower summit is the most expensive ticket on the list, and every guide I've written tells you to skip it.
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